The Three Lions Beware: Terminally Obsessed Labuschagne Has Gone To the Fundamentals

Marnus methodically applies butter on the top and bottom of a slice of plain bread. “That’s the secret,” he states as he closes the lid of his grilled cheese press. “Perfect. Then you get it golden on both sides.” He opens the grill to reveal a toasted delight of pure toasted goodness, the bubbling cheese happily sizzling within. “So this is the key technique,” he declares. At which point, he does something unexpected and strange.

Already, you may feel a glaze of ennui is beginning to form across your eyes. The warning signs of sportswriting pretension are blinking intensely. You’re likely conscious that Labuschagne scored 160 for Queensland this week and is being widely discussed for an Australian Test recall before the England-Australia contest.

You probably want to read more about that. But first – you now realise with an anguished sigh – you’re going to have to sit through several lines of playful digression about toasted sandwiches, plus an additional unnecessary part of tiresome meta‑deconstruction in the “you” perspective. You sigh again.

He turns the sandwich on to a dish and walks across the fridge. “It’s uncommon,” he announces, “but I genuinely enjoy the grilled sandwich chilled. Boom, in the fridge. You allow the cheese to set, head to practice, come back. Perfect. It’s ideal.”

The Cricket Context

Okay, to cut to the chase. Let’s address the cricket bit initially? Quick update for making it this far. And while there may be just six weeks until the initial match, Labuschagne’s hundred against the Tasmanian side – his third in recent months in all cricket – feels importantly timed.

We have an Australian top order clearly missing performance and method, shown up by the Proteas in the WTC final, exposed again in the Caribbean afterwards. Labuschagne was omitted during that series, but on a certain level you felt Australia were keen to restore him at the soonest moment. Now he looks to have given them the perfect excuse.

And this is a strategy Australia must implement. Khawaja has a single hundred in his last 44 knocks. Konstas looks less like a Test opener and more like the handsome actor who might portray a cricketer in a Bollywood epic. No other options has presented a strong argument. One contender looks finished. Harris is still inexplicably hanging around, like moths or damp. Meanwhile their captain, the pace bowler, is unfit and suddenly this feels like a weirdly lightweight side, short of command or stability, the kind of effortless self-assurance that has often given Australia a lead before a ball is bowled.

The Batsman’s Revival

Enter Marnus: a world No 1 Test batter as in the recent past, just left out from the 50-over squad, the perfect character to return structure to a fragile lineup. And we are told this is a composed and reflective Labuschagne these days: a simplified, fundamental-focused Labuschagne, not as maniacally obsessed with minor adjustments. “I feel like I’ve really stripped it back,” he said after his hundred. “Not really too technical, just what I should make runs.”

Clearly, few accept this. Most likely this is a new approach that exists entirely in Labuschagne’s mind: still endlessly adjusting that method from all day, going more back to basics than any player has attempted. You want less technical? Marnus will take time in the training with trainers and footage, thoroughly reshaping his game into the most basic batsman that has ever been seen. This is just the quality of the focused, and the quality that has consistently made Labuschagne one of the most wildly absorbing sportsmen in the game.

Wider Context

Perhaps before this inscrutably unpredictable historic rivalry, there is even a kind of appealing difference to Labuschagne’s unquenchable obsession. In England we have a team for whom technical study, especially personal critique, is a kind of dangerous taboo. Trust your gut. Be where the ball is. Embrace the current.

In the other corner you have a batsman like Labuschagne, a player terminally obsessed with the game and totally indifferent by who knows about it, who finds cricket even in the gaps in the game, who approaches this quirky game with precisely the amount of quirky respect it requires.

And it worked. During his focused era – from the instant he appeared to substitute for an injured the senior batsman at Lord’s Cricket Ground in 2019 to until late 2022 – Labuschagne was able to see the game with greater insight. To access it – through absolute focus – on a elevated, strange, passionate tier. During his stint in English county cricket, colleagues noticed him on the game day positioned on a seat in a trance-like state, mentally rehearsing every single ball of his innings. Per Cricviz, during the first few years of his career a statistically unfathomable proportion of catches were dropped off his bat. In some way Labuschagne had anticipated outcomes before others could react to affect it.

Current Struggles

It’s possible this was why his performance dipped the moment he reached the summit. There were no further goals to picture, just a unknown territory before his eyes. Furthermore – he stopped trusting his cover drive, got trapped on the crease and seemed to lose awareness of his stumps. But it’s all the same thing. Meanwhile his coach, his coach, thinks a emphasis on limited-overs started to erode confidence in his positioning. Encouragingly: he’s recently omitted from the one-day team.

No doubt it’s important, too, that Labuschagne is a devoutly religious individual, an evangelical Christian who thinks that this is all basically written out in advance, who thus sees his task as one of accessing this state of flow, no matter how mysterious it may look to the mortal of us.

This, to my mind, has always been the key distinction between him and the other batsman, a more naturally gifted player

Kimberly Yu
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